Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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