I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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