Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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