sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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