Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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