I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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