Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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