My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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