shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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