Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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