i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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