No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties