U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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