You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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