U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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