but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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