Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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