My Higher Power is John Stamos
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.