Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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