I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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