bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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