on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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