I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
this boner is exhausting
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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