Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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