I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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