So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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