I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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