just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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