she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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