Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch