my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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