i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.