Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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