Someone shit on the floor
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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