I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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