After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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