Me. At least after what I've been through.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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