the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My hand turned me down
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
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Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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