i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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