Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
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My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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