I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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