Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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She needs sedatives and a leash
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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