Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said âEat Freshâ while his GF was with him. FML
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