the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job