She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?