Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I wish life had little blips of pornography
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I enjoy the company of your penis
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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