ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
She even gives head with a lisp.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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