And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.