It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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