i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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