So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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