shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
he thought i was a dude.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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