Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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