Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
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she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Alive.
So much puke
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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