Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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